grandtheft-autotune:

Pretty much me

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

masticatingtocorn:

lameborghini:

people are gross i want to be a dog

dogs lick their own ass

bestlols:

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

thisgrassitfeelslikepants:

a

weepingangelofjotunheim:

steeldragondown:

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL

Hang on, something is missing…

That’s better

havok27-chi-city:

Has anyone ever made a blunt with the menthol pack from the camel crushes? I’m saving it’ll be for the next time that I get my hands on some Reggie. I’m curious now as to how that’ll come out